Three Monkeys
The center piece of any conversation piece, sure to bring up hours of conversation about nothing. If you live your life according to this statue you will surely be a pious man. With little to speak about others or maybe you will just learn how to start talking nicely. I’m liking this monkey thing already, but there is 1 more thing! Darwin’s 3 Evils are found in the bible so why does Darwin get the credit? The only thing Darwin should get credit for is coming up with some foolish idea that our grandparents were monkeys. Evolution was thought of as an excuse so people can act like monkeys.
